IN MY NEXT LIFE I W
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start
out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an
old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked
out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then
when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on
your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol,
and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high
school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until
you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating
in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and
room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then
Voila! You finish off as an o******!
I rest my case.